Zombie Joe’s Underground Theater Group Presents Sex and Love in the Modern Age

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Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre Group proudly presents a taboo-bending comedy that examines the effect of modern technology on sex, intimacy and relationships in today’s fast-paced society!  Written by John Santo, Directed by Sebastian Muñoz and Produced by Zombie Joe.  For Ages 13 and up.

Opens FRIDAY, MARCH 4 @ 8:30pm:
FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS @ 8:30pm
MARCH 4, 5, 11, 12, 18, 19, 25 & 26, 2016

ZJU Theatre Group, 4850 Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood, CA 91601
Tickets Only $15.
For Reservations Call:  818-202-4120
Website:  ZombieJoes.com
Advance Tickets On Sale for All Performances at ZombieJoes.Tix.com 

Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre Group Presents Year of the Monkey

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Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre Group proudly presents their all-new theatrically-immersive world premiere spectacular celebrating the fire, magic, love and ambition of 2016’s infamous Chinese Zodiac, as the passionate yet ferociously stubborn primate battles the fearsome Dragon to unshackle its chains of bondage!  Featuring Jennifer Ashe, Jeannie Hudak, Stepy Kamei, Gerald McGrory, Olivia M. Powell, Dale Sandlin, Elif Savas, Anastasiya Serada, Adam Shows, Kevin Van Cott and Roger K. Weiss.  Directed by Zombie Joe.

(4) Weekends Only!  Opens FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5 @ 8:30pm
FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS @ 8:30pm
FEBRUARY 5 – 27, 2016

ZJU Theatre Group, 4850 Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood, CA 91601
Tickets Only $15.
For Reservations Call:  818-202-4120
Website:  ZombieJoes.com
Advance Tickets On Sale for All Performances at ZombieJoes.Tix.com

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2015 Golden State Haunts and Events Annual Halloween Attractions Awards

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This year was a great season for everything Halloween from independent haunted houses to theme parks and live theater.  A lot of thought went into choosing winners and we wanted to recognize those that stood out the most for us.  We want to note that doesn’t mean that the ones not listed weren’t great.  There were a lot of new attractions this year and it seemed to us that the returning haunts and theme parks really amped things up this year.  We want to note that our winner for best experience may seem a little biased, but we’re going off feedback from everyone’s experience and the location living up to its reputation.  We’d also like to note that unfortunately due to other commitments this was the first year we weren’t able to attend any home haunts so those have been omitted from consideration.  So without further ado, here are our winners for 2015.

Best Halloween or Halloween Themed Experience
(Tie)
Investigation Yost Theater and Ritz Hotel

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Valley Investigators of the Paranormal along with Golden State Haunts and Events hosted a paranormal investigation at The Yost Theater and the Ritz Hotel.  Before this investigation the only groups to ever investigation both locations were VIP and Ghost Adventures.  Joining this exclusive investigation were members of Paranormal West and PARA.  Both locations lived up to its reputation.  In the Ritz Hotel an investigator’s scarf was pulled and another investigator’s shirt was tugged.  There were unusual malfunctions in one of the rooms were a night vision camera was being used and visible orbs were seen flying through the air.  There were also EVPs captured and intelligent responses on multiple spirit boxes.  In The Yost Theater an investigator was scratched in the basement and the same investigation also had his private area messaged by an unseen force in the balcony.  There were EVPs captured throughout the theater and conversations had with the spirit box, most notably in the balcony where one specific Asian lady kept coming through.  The Hack Shack even said, “Fuck You” in the green room.

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UEW held a special Halloween event where every match was hardcore and saw the crowning of Sean Black as new UEW Heavyweight Champion.  There was also a Pumpkin Patch Death Match where Sage Sin’s mystery opponent turned out to be none other than The Vicious Nomad Homeless Jimmy.  But, the highlight of the night was the Satanic Sanitarium Cage Match which pitted The Resistance (BC Killer, Michael Krueger and The Insaniac) against “Vandal” Andre Verdun, JD Horror and “Halfbreed” Billy Gram in a steel cage match that was filled with weapons.  There was so much bled shed in this match this one of the participants actually passed out after posing for pictures after the match.  If that wasn’t enough there was an all-night movie festival that went into the wee hours of the morning including the premier of “Ash vs. Evil Dead”.  Also shown were “Trick ‘r Treat” and Darren Bousman’s “Tales of Halloween”.

Best New Haunt
CreepLA

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This was a hard one as there were so many great new haunts that popped up this year.  The one that stuck out the most for us though was CreepLA.  This is one of those haunts where you can actually feel the energy as it’s located in a 110-yr old abandoned warehouse that’s really haunted.  That alone isn’t enough to garner a win, but it definitely adds to the atmosphere.  What we enjoyed most was that in an interview we were told that one of the inspirations for the haunt was one of our favorite movies “Session 9”.  They were able to pull of the creepy feel of the movie with a great scene featuring Bloody Mary and one featuring Slender Man.  The Slender Man scene where you hide in a box was truly frightening.  While you’re in the claustrophobic box Slender Man appears in the dimly lit room and you can see him lurching in the near distance through port holes in the box.  He comes closer and you can hear horrific scratching on top of the box and see him trying to look through the port holes looking for his prey.  This scene actually makes you feel like you’re being hunted.  There were other parts of the haunt that enabled CreepLA to pull off the theme of “creeps”.

Most Innovative Scene in a Haunt
The 17th Door

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This actually goes to another new haunt and there’s actually THREE scenes that really stood out.  The first one is the “buried alive” room where while sitting plastic balls fill the entire room until you get the feeling like you’re actually drowning.  It is amazing how they were able to pull this trick off.  Another scene is the meat locker scene where the temperature suddenly drops into the mid 30’s.  In the room are actual pig carcasses hanging from the ceiling.  The final scene is the autopsy scene where you see a dead Paula (the protagonist of the story).  The room actually smells like death and is filled with live cockroaches (some that actually wind up smashed in an unlucky persons hand or even back).  They actually cut down on this room as the first time we went through there were literally so many of them you couldn’t walk without smashing them and there was also mild nudity.

Most Extreme Haunt (That Isn’t McKamey Manor or The Victim Experience)
Heretic Horror House Hex

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This was an easy winner.  Like we said in our review, it became so real so fast that for a moment we actually didn’t know if we were going to be involved with an occult ritual or possibly even injured or killed.  This haunt involved a bloody bed you lay in where real murders occurred.  People who went through Hex were subjected to full-nudity, being scratched, being slapped, being choked and even being puked on.  After we went through we had bruises on our face and our clothes had been torn to shreds and ruined.

Best use of a Location (Other than Dark Harbor)
Alone Index of Absorption

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Alone always puts on incredible haunt experiences.  Their locations are used to perfection and always seem to be haunted.  Index of Absorption was no different taking place at the old UCLA Film Archives in Hollywood.  This haunt played a video in the old theater, had you walking around the whole building and even had you crawl under it.  The theme was corporate and there was even a hallway with doors marked like different offices and work spaces such as “Film Lab”.  There was also a puzzle you had to solve which led you to a bookstore where you picked up a business card which had a code on it to open an extra room.

Best New Maze at a Theme Park
Paranormal Inc: Case #1 The Haunting of Hayden Hill (Knott’s Scary Farm)

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This maze was right up or alley with the theme being that you’re with a reality film crew filming at a haunted asylum.  This maze had the best opening of any maze we’ve ever seen with high-tech special effects including a ghost that flies right over your head.  This was a fun maze that made you feel like you were at a haunted and abandoned asylum and not only had scare elements, but comedic as well.  The story line was cohesive and the acting was right on point.

Best Maze Set Dressing
Crimson Peak (Universal Halloween Horror Nights)

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This was a beautiful maze that puts you right into the hit movie.  As you you go through you actually feel like you’re in the remote gothic mansion in the English hills.  It’s amazing how they were able to put every aspect of the film into a single maze.  They even had the bathtub scene.  We liked it so much that we ventured through Allerdale Hall twice.

Best Costumes in a Theme Park
Queen Mary Dark Harbor

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Dark Harbor had everything from ghosts and ghouls to voodoo priestesses and evil clowns.  Each maze had a unique theme with a central character.  The Ringmaster costume is always impressive and the character has been a big hit since its debut.  The simplicity of the Scary Mary costume (paranormal investigators know her as Jackie) was creepy and gave her a real ghostly look.  The Captain looked like what we would expect the spirit of a ship captain to look like and Graceful Gale was elegant and classy.

Best Halloween Theater
Wicked Lit

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Taking place at Mountain View Mausoleum and Cemetery, Wicked Lit is Broadway quality theater that takes place in a really cool location.  The acting, set design and special effects are all amazing.  We were especially impressed with The Fall of the House of Usher which took place in the mausoleum.  The acting was superb and what was done with the set dressing and lighting left us in awe.  The way the event was organized with three different groups seeing three different plays at the same time and all meeting at a central point where there was theater in the round was well orchestrated.

Best Haunted Theme Park
Dark Harbor Queen Mary

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Everyone we talked to who attended Dark Harbor thought the same thing, that it was amazing.  There was only one new maze, Lullaby, but all the returning mazes were pretty much completely redone.  Lullaby actually startled us at some points and the character of Scary Mary (who was played by different actors) really enjoyed playing the part and had fun with us playing hide-and-seek and saying things such as, “are you my new friend”?  Soulmate had more gore and was scarier than last year featuring an all new ending.  Circus had a new feel as it felt more like a funhouse and there was one really neat scene where you crawl through plastic balls (like at Chuck E Cheese) with a clown waiting at the end.  The other two mazes, Deadrise and Voodoo also were redone and seemed to be more intense than previous years.  There was also nonstop entertainment, an all new Anubis Paintball and a bar with a stage where you could see side show acts and even The Ringmaster.

Wicked Lit Leaves An Amazing First Impression

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After hearing about Unbound Production’s Wicked Lit for the past few years we finally had a chance to check it out and we were mesmerized by the phenomenal set design, special effects and acting.  The acting is as good as any Broadway performance but in a much cooler setting.  Wicked Lit takes place at the Mountain View Mausoleum and Cemetery in Altadena, California.  The stunning mausoleum is a century old and might remind you of the kind of mausoleum you’d see in Europe full of wrought iron and stained glass windows.  The cemetery itself is also beautiful and tranquil with its old tombstones and tree covered land.  Don’t get us wrong, it’s still spooky to be in any cemetery or mausoleum at night and Wicked Lit uses the setting perfectly.

Guests gather in a seating area which acts as the starting pointing as well as the meeting point in-between plays.  This area also acts as a theater in the round where you’ll get to see “The System” based on Edgar Allen Poe’s “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether”.  Here the audience sees a performance by Alan Abelew who plays Dr. Maillard and Kyle Fox as Henri.  At the beginning of the night the crowd is broken into three groups where each one is taken to a certain play.  They all begin and end around the same time so when the audience gets back to the meeting point they’re rotated to a new act.

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This year’s three productions are the “Grove of Rashomon”, an adaptation of Ryunosuke Akutagawa’s Japanese story “The Grove”, which is a story about a lady whose daughter is missing and son-in-law is dead.  While seeking answers she meets an old lady along the way who gives her stones to cast which raise the dead to hopefully answer her questions.  Each stone she casts thought makes her age five years.  Alpha Takahasi plays the role elegantly as Masago as she’s seen aging and dealing with loss and frustration; “The Fall of the House of Usher” based on Poe’s tale of a haunted house and cursed family lineage; and “The Ebony Frame” which tells the story of a man possessed by a woman in a painting with the story ending in a Satanic wedding.

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Our favorite act was “The Fall of the House of Usher” which takes place in the mausoleum.  The setting and lighting are incredible as are the acting by Devon Michaels, Carlos Larking and Tanya Mironowski.  The special effects actually make you feel like you’re in the haunted house where we meet Roderick Usher and his sister.

The evening culminates back at Doctor Maillard’s Asylum where the audience is looking in as outsiders at an institution for the criminally insane.  They get an enjoyable ending to the evening which makes them look forward to what Unbound Productions brings next year with Wicked Lit.  The whole experience lasts around three hours and you’ll have to walk around the cemetery and mausoleum including walking up stairs.  It is recommended to dress appropriately for the weather as it can get cool on certain nights being in the open.  Wicked Lit runs Thursday-Sunday until November 14.